Do your friends tell you that you could host your own talk show? Do people come to you for advice? Are you an expert in something and want to share your knowledge? Are your anecdotes a hit at parties?
Well, this is your moment! We’re looking for a new voice in the pages of our paper, but we’ve got no requirement on age, subject matter, or content. We’re leaving it wide open, so get creative! Please remember we’re a family-friendly paper, however; send your erotica elsewhere.
We’ll be taking submissions starting now throughout the month of March with our readers deciding the victor in April. Winners will receive the opportunity to contribute to the paper regularly. More details next week.
So if you’re interested, email around 450 words of your brilliance to email@example.com. In the subject line, write “Columnist Contest.” If you have any questions, call us at (818) 762-2171.
Get to writing!