In the mix: Mini-Me, Walmart and Sly Stallone

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The Democratic Party sues Russia, Trump campaign for allegedly disrupting 2016 election. Hillary Clinton is reportedly so excited, she already changed her mailing address to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave….

During Passover, Trump didn’t play “Hide the Matzo” with the Kushners. Instead, he played “Hide the taxes”….

Actor Robert De Niro calls Trump “Very dangerous.” Trump responds, “You talking to me?”….

Trump mulls pardoning boxer Jack Johnson after a chat with Sylvester Stallone. And here I thought they had a Rocky relationship….

The bad news: Southwest Airlines engine explodes puncturing cabin. The good news: Now with more legroom….

Chipotle is banking on breakfast and drive-thrus — that take you to the closest bathroom….

Facebook revealed their median pay for employees is more than $240,000. When asked how is it they could make so much, a company spokesman said, “It’s complicated”….

The good news: Walmart employees get new dress code. The bad news: No way to tell who’s the customer….

Last Friday was 4/20 – a celebration of marijuana consumption. What Willie Nelson calls, “Friday”…

Also on April 20, 1926, sound was first used in movies. It was also the first time “Shush!” was heard in a theater….

CIA Director Mike Pompeo met Kim Jong Un to discuss upcoming summit with Trump. Preliminary talks say North Korea will give up nukes if we give up Dennis Rodman….

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry openly support LGBTQ rights. Makes sense since Harry’s grandmother is a Queen….

Berlin evacuates train station to diffuse WW2 bomb. It could be worse. It could have been an Adam Sandler movie….

Khloé Kardashian named her baby girl True. Which in any language means “Silver Spoon”….

Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer has died. It was such a short life….

Howie Fox resides in New York, though his mind can often be found in the gutter. He writes for comedians when not kvetching. He can be reached at hwbfx@yahoo.com.

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