To the Editor of the Tolucan Times
Please spare us all another review, like the one by your dour Mr. Medley, of “Marley and Me,” which was pathetically irresponsible. My sixth-grade neighbor could have prevented this disaster, saying “The mom and dad loved each other so much, and even more because of Marley, whose love for them and the kids made them all even happier.” She added, “Just because he was scared of lightning and thunder and went crazy, does not mean he was a bad dog.”
I suggest you sentence Mr. Medley to days in Florida, the lightning capital of this hemisphere, with the assignment to read John Grogan’s engaging masterpiece!
Thank you for your attention.